11 REASONS TO SOMEWHAT MAKE WOMEN NOT TO GET HITCHED:

1. The nice men are ugly.

2. The handsome men are not nice.

3. The handsome and nice men are Gay.

4. The handsome, nice and heterosexual men are married.

5. The men who are not so handsome, but are nice men,
have no money.

6. The men who are not so handsome, but are nice men with money think ladies are only after their money.

7. The handsome men without money are after ladies money.

8. The handsome men, who are not so nice and somewhat heterosexual, don't think ladies are beautiful enough.

9. The men who think ladies are beautiful, that are heterosexual, somewhat nice and have money, are cowards.

10. The men who are somewhat handsome, somewhat nice and have some money and thank God are heterosexual,are shy and NEVER MAKE THE FIRST MOVE to ladies!!!!
11. The men who never make the first move, automatically lose interest in us when we take the initiative.

NOW, WHO THE HELL UNDERSTANDS MAN?
"Men are like a fine wine. They all start out like grapes, and it's the ladies job to stomp on them and keep them in the dark until they mature into something you'd like to have dinner with."